toddreu:
“I’m the dad
”

toddreu:

I’m the dad

(via humorrelated)

neckkiss:

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The Godfather

(via perrfectly)

sokumotanaka:

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(via democyde)

(Source: nontemporary, via lamascheradeldiavolo)

kitty:

djfjdjkdjk

(via baracknobama)

friskygrandma:

ryan murphy: sarah… i have this new role for you … shes a woman whos a little hard done by and she gets through the days by… get this… smoking and crying. do you think youre up for it?

sarah paulson:

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stimman3000:

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(via str8s)

(Source: kvngslayer, via wishlvce)

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anxietypower:
“ nvgan:
“How hard was it to say “pistachio” ”
you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™
”

anxietypower:

nvgan:

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

you: pistachio
me, an intellectual: That Green Nüt ™

(Source: romeomontvgue, via isaac)